- 1st
- 11:07 pm
Steady...steady
- 2 comments
- 2nd
- 01:19 pm
Nope, nope, nope
- 3 comments
02:29 pmPIMP!
- 2 comments
11:05 pmThere are no dolphins on this road
- 3 comments
- 3rd
- 07:48 pm
One more scar to talk about
- 1 comment
- 4th
- 03:13 pm
Gah!
- 10 comments
08:53 pmTom and Jerry
- 3 comments
- 5th
- 09:50 pm
Yes, Dictator
- 4 comments
11:27 pmHappy Cinco De Mayo
- 5 comments
- 6th
- 01:52 pm
I didn't sleep at all last night
- 6 comments
03:14 pmFear me!
08:03 pmAn open letter and a bit of wit
- 5 comments
11:03 pmSomething's opening doors around here
- 1 comment
- 7th
- 10:48 pm
And some stuff happened...
- 1 comment
- 8th
- 08:17 pm
Shit that needs to be done before Monday
- 3 comments
10:20 pmNot too bad...if I do say so myself
- 1 comment
- 9th
- 01:55 pm
Ah yes...Mummy
- 3 comments
- 10th
- 12:12 am
You better get a hair cut man...they won't let you in Disneyland like that
- 3 comments
12:49 am*snorts*
- 3 comments
- 11th
- 12:33 am
Reckless
- 3 comments
02:58 pmThere is no in between
- 2 comments
05:56 pmFinally...
- 1 comment
- 12th
- 03:04 pm
It swings
- 3 comments
- 13th
- 02:48 pm
Mother-daughter bonding moment
- 5 comments
- 14th
- 02:32 pm
Blah
- 3 comments
06:49 pm*puffs out chest*
- 3 comments
- 15th
- 12:54 am
Didn't they teach you that in health class?
- 3 comments
02:34 pmA question no one will answer
- 6 comments
03:21 pmIt's the only anniversary I'll ever have
- 1 comment
10:08 pmI have accomplished much
- 4 comments
- 16th
- 01:12 am
A break in the action
- 1 comment
03:49 pmInvasion of the Foreign Hot People
- 5 comments
11:54 pmWell that's settled
- 2 comments
- 17th
- 01:15 pm
Psst...Gay people are getting married in Massachusettes
- 4 comments
01:46 pmNot that it's worth mentioning
- 2 comments
10:02 pmI like procrastination
- 5 comments
- 18th
- 08:54 am
There really IS an eight o'clock in the morning
- 3 comments
08:44 pmPardon my corpse
- 2 comments
11:22 pmIt's not like I'm doing anything.
- 19th
- 01:55 am
Someone fill me in
- 9 comments
03:44 pmStop trying to kill my buzz
- 1 comment
05:32 pmConfound it!
- 1 comment
11:56 pmI like to be useful
- 3 comments
- 20th
- 04:38 pm
Make it so
- 1 comment
10:35 pmMumbo jumbo...chicken limbo!
- 2 comments
- 21st
- 03:36 pm
Winter, Winter, Still Winter, Road Construction
- 5 comments
11:55 pmOh man, if this is true...
- 5 comments
- 22nd
- 09:36 pm
It's a quarter after three...and there's no one in the place but you and me
- 3 comments
- 23rd
- 02:53 am
Some days it ain't worth chewing through the restraints
- 12 comments
06:14 pmIf you can't rock me...
11:08 pmOh, I'm smooth
- 11 comments
- 24th
- 12:06 am
I am sheep
02:22 pmIt's not like a I tried
- 1 comment
03:10 pmLesbians are confusing
- 5 comments
04:17 pmJust call me spammy
- 3 comments
- 25th
- 12:49 am
Sometimes I wonder
- 4 comments
01:29 pmMy life just flashed before my eyes
- 1 comment
02:40 pmDid I mention my family's retarded?
- 1 comment
03:45 pmIt just doesn't end
07:45 pmAt least I managed to get something done
- 26th
- 05:26 pm
Just another day in paradise
- 2 comments
11:59 pmThat's interesting
- 9 comments
- 27th
- 01:48 pm
I'm fairly sure I'm on my own for this...
- 2 comments
10:49 pmShort and sweet
- 5 comments
- 28th
- 02:58 pm
audio post
05:21 pmaudio post
- 29th
- 03:15 am
Spluh
- 1 comment
11:03 amI've got a ticket to ride, but I don't care
- 4 comments
04:40 pmI love trouble
08:10 pmAh yes...family
- 2 comments
11:07 pmI childproofed my house, but they still get in
- 5 comments
- 30th
- 06:25 pm
But, is my breath fresh?!
- 8 comments
09:01 pmTold you so
- 8 comments
- 31st
- 02:32 am
*headdesk*
- 4 comments
11:44 amStop...reverse that
- 3 comments
05:58 pmWell, sure...
- 3 comments
06:32 pmGIP
- 2 comments
06:49 pmUnplanned GIP
- 2 comments