Yes, Dictator

[whiski_sour]

We are so wrong.

winged_fire is at my house right now. We just saw an icon that was rather disturbing (it was in metaquotes...a penis was apparently dancing). This is the resulting conversation...


Me: It looked like it was dancing the Hava Nagila in his pants.
Phe: *starts singing the Hava Nagila*
Me: No penis should be able to dance like that. It could take over the world.
Phe: The One Penis to Rule Them All.
Me: It would be Dictator of the World.
Phe: With a little army hat. And, a raincoat for when it rains.
Me: And, sunglasses and a corn cob pipe.
Both: *start laughing hysterically*
Me: I'm having visions of a penis dressed up as Douglas MacArthur.
Phe: *gets a sudden weird look on her face*
Me: What?
Phe: I hope it doesn't get into a spitting contest.
Me: It'd always win.

*Please note...I'm spelling "Hava Nagila" the way it sounds in my head. Which means it's probably wrong.


So wrong. So very, very wrong.

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because one's mind cannot be scrubbed clean in the shower

[nerd-cake.livejournal.com]

Hey, Chesh...you know that voice I told you about...the one that likes to randomly yell "What we need is a shrubbery!" in the back of my head.

Guess what it came up with while I was showering...

"Dictator Phallus, a leader who really uses his head."

Re: because one's mind cannot be scrubbed clean in the shower

[whiski_sour]

But is HIZ HED PASTEDE ON YAY?

[one-more-cherry.livejournal.com]

*dies* you!

I read the cuttag in a Liverpudlian accent ;-)

Missy

[whiski_sour]

*snorts* That's fantastic.