- 1st
- 04:04 pm
Rabbit rabbit cat spectrum
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- 2nd
- 08:28 pm
This entry is like a buffet
- 3 comments
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- 3rd
- 11:39 pm
I could torture people this way
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- 4th
- 11:58 pm
I like that we celebrate our independence day with explosives
- 3 comments
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- 5th
- 10:59 pm
In which I confess I am an uncultured heathen...oh wait...
- 6 comments
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- 6th
- 10:41 pm
Hey, this is a lot for me...lemme alone
- 7th
- 09:49 pm
"See? I gave you a journal entry!"
- 2 comments
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- 8th
- 09:26 pm
Check windows! Check windows!
- 9th
- 08:27 pm
The synapses are on strike
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- 10th
- 10:08 pm
"I bet all the men in that family drink"
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- 11th
- 10:57 pm
"If you could just sit tight and not make the ceiling fall in on us..."
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- 12th
- 10:46 pm
I was almost too lazy to write this
- 13th
- 10:07 pm
I can be productive and procrastinate at the same time
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- 14th
- 07:03 pm
"Hey, I fixed the crappy ringtone problem!" Carrie rolls her eyes yet again
- 2 comments
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- 15th
- 10:17 pm
I am my own mother
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- 16th
- 10:52 pm
At least it's not seniors day
- 2 comments
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- 17th
- 11:07 pm
I'm sure if I had vacuumed, I would have broken a record
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- 18th
- 10:55 pm
Holy hell! Get some Roundup!
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- 19th
- 11:03 pm
T-shirt bra!
- 3 comments
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- 20th
- 04:22 pm
It's been hotter, but I'm sweating now!
- 21st
- 08:02 pm
Always be prepared? Yeah, I wasn't a boyscout
- 4 comments
- 22nd
- 10:07 pm
Who would have thought keeping track of three flashlights would be so difficult?
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- 23rd
- 10:44 pm
When animals attack...home edition
- 5 comments
- 24th
- 10:53 pm
You have to put your hands up on the escalator to get the full thrill
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- 25th
- 11:01 pm
"Archamedes? The greek scientist who had a crush on Teyla?"
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- 26th
- 11:26 pm
I don't know what I did to offend it, but it is pissed
- 3 comments
- 27th
- 10:24 pm
Dad didn't, but I bet it happened at four in the morning
- 3 comments
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- 28th
- 10:43 pm
"Pappy's car is crashed! Does he drive it? It's crashed!"
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- 29th
- 09:43 pm
"Lady, you are in a car. We are in the rain. MOVE!"
- 5 comments
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- 30th
- 10:29 pm
I've got like thirty days, but it still feels like last minute
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- 31st
- 02:46 pm
Am I the only one?
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