The Inmates Run the Asylum

( SGA...'You woke me for this?' )

( Sanctuary...'Glad I didn't say sharktipus.' )

In other news, I woke up this morning and was flipping through the channels when I come across a newsbreak that reads "Florida schools locked down while police search for murder suspect".

But, I read "murder" as "muppet".

The news would be way more awesome if it was filtered through my brain first.

( SGA...'Lock 'em up.' )

( Sanctuary...'I have my standards. Coffee is well below them.' )

Also of note...we're dogsitting Zasu again for the weekend. My pants are covered in doggy slobber.

And, AMC is running Frightfest until Halloween. Nothing but blood, guts, and gore on my TV for a week. This is my kind of Heaven.

( SGA...better with a Snicker's Blizzard )

In other, non-SGA news...I finished my rewrite of "In the Dark", which means I can haz Hellboy II! Hooray!