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- 1st
- 11:07 pm
No brains for you
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- 2nd
- 10:21 pm
A little blood in the water...
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- 3rd
- 03:51 pm
Some people take drugs. I don't have to.
- 4th
- 06:56 pm
I need a guy who thinks a girl wielding a machete is sexy.
- 4 comments
- 5th
- 10:07 pm
I've already cut my own bangs...I'll go all the way if I have to...
- 4 comments
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- 6th
- 07:36 pm
The beach umbrella is only slightly less silly...
- 3 comments
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- 7th
- 10:03 pm
"Should I or shouldn't I? Will I or won't I?" "Is he or isn't he?"
- 5 comments
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- 8th
- 11:15 pm
It's hot...DRINK!
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- 9th
- 10:04 pm
Sunday haiku
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- 10th
- 09:53 pm
"He told me my spaghetti sucked, so I told him he was eating Hamburger Helper. And he did."
- 11th
- 11:09 pm
This is just a figment of your imagination.
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- 12th
- 10:20 pm
This probably wasn't the best week to go making changes...
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- 13th
- 10:49 pm
I need a hammock for this drink
- 3 comments
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- 14th
- 11:23 pm
Is there any cake left?
- 2 comments
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- 15th
- 10:30 pm
The sun doesn't shine forever around here
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- 16th
- 09:49 pm
Good thing I wasn't planning on doing anything today anyway.
- 2 comments
- 17th
- 10:33 pm
This isn't the first time I've been confused for a mattress.
- 3 comments
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- 18th
- 03:53 pm
The wedding should last ten minutes and the reception should last three days.
- 19th
- 10:47 pm
Sure he kinda has a blond mullet. That's rockin' in my neck of the woods.
- 5 comments
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- 20th
- 09:43 pm
"If this is supposed to take place in 1999, why does that nurse look like it's 1954?"
- 11 comments
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- 21st
- 09:42 pm
I know it's not Julia Child...
- 2 comments
- 22nd
- 09:48 pm
Oh, SyFy late at night...you never fail to disappoint...
- 23rd
- 10:10 pm
I hope that someone didn't discover this accidentally. That couldn't have been pleasant.
- 5 comments
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- 24th
- 11:59 am
I am totally a cheating cheater who cheats
- 3 comments
- 25th
- 06:17 pm
It's kind of like herding cats.
- 2 comments
- 26th
- 09:11 pm
Conversations you don't have in your house.
- 3 comments
- 27th
- 10:07 pm
Bloodshed makes it better.
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- 28th
- 08:21 pm
They should have gotten us a sound proof room, really.
- 2 comments
- 29th
- 10:12 pm
I suppose there's some logic to it...
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- 30th
- 11:12 pm
"They got a blind guy there that feels your face just so he can punch you in it."
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- 31st
- 05:47 pm
This has been such a Monday.
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