"If this is supposed to take place in 1999, why does that nurse look like it's 1954?"

[whiski_sour]

I watched The Blair Witch 2: Book of Shadows. Well, most of it anyway.

Dad watched some old black and white movie about killer mold.

Guess who got the better deal on that one.

I'll give you a hint.

From the killer mold movie:

Doctor of Killer Mold: *looking at a pile of mold with a hand sticking out of it* I think the mold is carnivorous.
Dad: Really? Well, I see why you're the one with PhD.

From BW2:

Jeff (who oddly enough looked like he had some mold growing on his chin): This makes no sense!
Me: Yeah, I came to that conclusion about this movie a long time ago.

It's really hard to MiST a movie when you have no idea what's going on. And I had no idea what was going on. I don't think the writer did, either.

However, I get a bad movie reprieve because my favorite "we'll CGI your death later" movie, Pterodactyl, is on in a little bit. Now that's a movie you can MiST. Bonus David Nykl.

Hopefully, the killer mold movie will be on again soon, too. That's one I need to watch all the way through.

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[one-more-cherry.livejournal.com]

I so need to hook you up with a copy of Terminal Invasion. It's eminantly MiSTable, plus, pantslessness ((You're already getting a copy of Mindwarp, 'cause there's extra space on this tape. That's somewhere between terrible and MiSTable, but Bruce is shirtless)).

I need to get up the courage to sit through Blair Witch 2, I swear :p

Also, lemme know specifics on icons by tomorrow afternoon, so I can make 'em :)

[whiski_sour]

Bonus Mindwarp pain. I look forward to it. LOL

Yes, sit through BW2. I don't want to the be the only banging my head in frustration (try not to see it on cable; I imagine the nudity is the only highlight).

[one-more-cherry.livejournal.com]

He's shirtless in it for ten whole minutes! It's something ;)

Is JDo pantsless in this? I'm now officially intrigued.

[whiski_sour]

Yes, he is pantsless. No pants. None. Nada.

And when he does wear pants, he's rocking a shorts-over-longjohns combo that I'm sure got all the ladies...to mock him mercilessly.

To be fair, though, they did go with the hair and facial mold.

[one-more-cherry.livejournal.com]

I still don't believe his full moons were so delightfully exposed *snorts*

[whiski_sour]

That's a tactful, yet delightfully giggly way to put that. <3

[one-more-cherry.livejournal.com]

HEE! I'm just sad he didn't do a full frontal...

[whiski_sour]

...

I'm going to plead the fifth on that one.

[one-more-cherry.livejournal.com]

DO YOU OR HAVE YOU EVER SEEN JEFFERY DONNOVAN'S TUBE STEAK?

...I'm going to fangirl hell for this, aren't I?

[whiski_sour]

Not only are you going to fangirl hell, but JDo is also going to break your browser and possess your toaster and it will not do a happy little dance to Jackie Wilson, Missy, it will not!

P.S. ILU! <3

[one-more-cherry.livejournal.com]

*DIES* I love that you knew what that GB2 refference was to <3 <3

PPS ILU 2 <3 <3