whiski_sour: (the horror!)
I dreamed about zombies last night. I've been dreaming about them a lot lately. I would imagine it's because I spent most of December and January reading The Living Dead and I've been working almost exclusively on two different short stories that feature zombies.

This dream was a little different, though, because while in some dreams in which bad shit is going down I'll scream and run (hello, self-preservation!), I do not flail. I scream and run and try to think of a plan like how to escape or fight off whatever I'm running from. Like Earl said in Tremors, running ain't a plan. Running is what you do when a plan fails.

Anyway, in last night's dream, I flailed. I mean like a girly-girl who just saw a bug or a rat or a snake. Like that. I was in a house and zombies were trying to get in both the front and back door and I was running in back and forth between them, flapping my hands and screaming "What do I do? What do I do?" as I ping-ponged. To which my sister appears out of nowhere, hands me a bow and a quiver a set of arrows, and tells me to quit my screaming and just shoot them. Which I did.

I woke with two thoughts in my head:

1. The dream could have used more Woody Harrelson.

2. I bet most people would find the zombies, not the girly flailing, the most terrifying part of the dream.
whiski_sour: (Cocktail?)
Carrie and I went to Save-A-Lot to replenish our fixings for shake-ups. We're addicts, we admit it, but this addiction will only last until it starts getting colder. Shake-ups are for warm weather only.

Anyway, Save-A-Lot is a discount grocery store in which most of the items are generic and you carry your groceries out in boxes left over from stocking the shelves. Carrie calls it the Zombie Apocolypse store because she says this is what the grocery stores look like. No bags and everything looks like it was raided off of an overturned truck.

We didn't buy much, so we opted out of using one of the boxes and just carried our stuff out in hand.

Carrie: Who would have thought that the zombies would have destroyed all of the plastic bags?
Me: They took the plastic bag factories out first. They knew how to bring humanity to its knees.

However, we did make a good score at the Zombie Apocolypse Grocery. Umbrella straws for the shake-ups.

Now we're stylin'.

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