There might have been an 80's horror film with a similar plot line.

[whiski_sour]

Women are all tired of any off mood being met with male cries of "What? Are you on your period?" said like we're not allowed to be anything other than chipper and pleasing while also minimalizing the monthly routine we're forced to go through.

I wish I could have invited those men into my shower yesterday. Like a scene from a horror movie, I had blood running down my legs the entire time. And then towards the end, I passed a clot that was roughly the size, shape, and consistency of a SyFy movie monster, one so enamoured with its new found freedom that I had to coax it down the drain with my toe.

If I had those men in my audience yesterday, I would have pointed to that bloody, alien parasite prototype that had just slithered out of my nether region and said, "Really? I shouldn't be cranky about THAT?"

I bet at least one of them would have fainted.

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_libertybelle_/]

I know all too well what you're talking about!

[hobbitgal.livejournal.com]

Ok, I have to admit that made me lol and that of course annoyed Spot...

But, giggles aside, I'm with ya sista!

Can you imagine what men would be like if THEY had to deal with showers like that?!?!?

I know it's not much, but I hope the "EGGS OF JOY" help at least a tiny bit!

[one-more-cherry.livejournal.com]

I've been there far too often in my life.