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It's well established that my reading comprehension fail makes my life more interesting. There are times, though, when I actually get all of the words right, but for whatever reason, my brain chooses to interpret them oddly.
Today I read the headline, "Woman's Body Found After 12 Years". My first thought was...how did they lose her body? That should be one of the those things that stay in the last place that you put it. It's not like it would roll under the couch or the cat would hide it or something.
Then my brain kicked in and I realized it wasn't going to be a fun story about misplaced corpses so I didn't read the article.
Yeah, I'm kind of a bad person.
Today I read the headline, "Woman's Body Found After 12 Years". My first thought was...how did they lose her body? That should be one of the those things that stay in the last place that you put it. It's not like it would roll under the couch or the cat would hide it or something.
Then my brain kicked in and I realized it wasn't going to be a fun story about misplaced corpses so I didn't read the article.
Yeah, I'm kind of a bad person.