I wonder if he has a red and green striped sweater

[whiski_sour]

I woke up with morning to find a bloody tissue in my bed and a little blood on my face and only the fuzziest of memories that I dreamed about Jeffrey Donovan.

So, clearly, the logical explanation is that Jeffrey Donovan is an unscarred, living version of Freddy Kruger who invaded my dreams and busted me in the nose for endlessly mocking him for getting a DUI.

Had I known he possessed that power, I would have kept my mouth shut.

Now I know and knowing is half the battle.

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[one-more-cherry.livejournal.com]

So JDo kickboxed you in your sleep?

Damn, you think he'd go after Gabrielle for kicking him in the nuts first...

[whiski_sour]

HOW DO YOU KNOW HE HASN'T ALREADY DONE THAT TO HER, MISSY? HOW DO YOU KNOW?

[one-more-cherry.livejournal.com]

*music sting!*

*Hides Bruce before he can get him, too*