There's no way a witch's tit could be colder than this

[whiski_sour]

After a rotten night's sleep (I didn't fall asleep until after five this morning and woke up every two hours until I have up at eleven), I woke up to find that it was 2 degrees outside.

That's when the decision was made: I'd take a shower, but I would not be getting out of my pajamas and I would definitely not be going outside.

This plan worked well until I was reminded that it would be in my best interest if I started my car and let it run for awhile or else it would turn into a freezie pop.

I threw on my coat, pulled on my gloves, put my boots on, checked that the windchill was well below freezing, and made a dash to my car. Okay, so I waddled quickly because there was still a little ice on the driveway. It actually wasn't too bad until a twenty mile an hour wind gust hit me in the face. My pajama pants were not prepared for such an assualt, either. It was like I wasn't wearing pants at all.

But, I accomplished my mission and my car should not turn into a vehcicle.

Then I saw my neighbor go outside in a short sleeved shirt and realized that I obviously must be doing something wrong.

Comments

[dr-funbags.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha, are you sure you don't secretly live next to my dad? He walks around in t-shirts and sandals when it's 4 degrees outside like it's the middle of July in Barbados.

[whiski_sour]

I know that some people are better acclimated to the cold, but some people are apparently really penguins. Or have frostbitten their brains.