We're gonna need new eggs...
Sep. 29th, 2006 09:53 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
whiski_sourMy horoscope today said I should go to Prague.
My horoscope must think I'm made of money.
I made french toast tonight for dinner. I cracked the first egg to make the french part of the french toast and...uhh...out slide something mostly solid. Perhaps this egg didn't need fertilization to become a chick, just sitting in a fridge and thinking about it a lot.
I threw that one out and cracked the second egg. It had the same problem, only it hadn't thought about it as much.
So I decided the eggs on that side of the fridge must be bad and threw them out. Got some eggs from the other side of the fridge.
The first one was fine.
The second one was fine.
The third one was half egg, half black viral infection with a bad attitude and a girlfriend with one eye named Pinky.
What the hell does my fridge do to eggs?! I didn't think they were that old. I mean, I've found yogurt in there before that had been expired for two years.
I ended up making my french toast with the two eggs and throwing the rest out for fear of what else I might have found.
My fridge is like a science experiment gone wrong.
My horoscope must think I'm made of money.
I made french toast tonight for dinner. I cracked the first egg to make the french part of the french toast and...uhh...out slide something mostly solid. Perhaps this egg didn't need fertilization to become a chick, just sitting in a fridge and thinking about it a lot.
I threw that one out and cracked the second egg. It had the same problem, only it hadn't thought about it as much.
So I decided the eggs on that side of the fridge must be bad and threw them out. Got some eggs from the other side of the fridge.
The first one was fine.
The second one was fine.
The third one was half egg, half black viral infection with a bad attitude and a girlfriend with one eye named Pinky.
What the hell does my fridge do to eggs?! I didn't think they were that old. I mean, I've found yogurt in there before that had been expired for two years.
I ended up making my french toast with the two eggs and throwing the rest out for fear of what else I might have found.
My fridge is like a science experiment gone wrong.
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Date: 2006-09-30 09:41 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-09-30 03:12 pm (UTC)OMG GRISSOM HAS BEEN IN CHESH'S FRIDGE!!!
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Date: 2006-09-30 05:26 pm (UTC)Bit pissed he's been tampering with my eggs though.
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Date: 2006-10-01 06:12 am (UTC)BTW, locked post for you at my journal.
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Date: 2006-10-02 04:26 am (UTC)