But, mom! Everyone else is doing it!
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whiski_sour1) Elaborate on your default icon.
It's a self-portrait that I drew. Yes, I know I draw like an arthretic monkey hopped up on a speedball, but no one else has this icon. Which is probably for the best.
2) What's your current relationship status?
Single. Which is also probably for the best.
3) Ever had a near-death experience?
Of course. That's how you know you're doing things right. When you almost die, but then you don't, that's a good sign.
4) Name an obvious quality you have.
Insanity. Though some might call that a condition.
5) What's the name of the song you have stuck in your head right now?
"La Isla Bonita" by Madonna. Better than yesterday's song. I wandered around for hours singing about putting the lime in the coconut. You put the lime in the coconut and shake it all up...ah, crap.
6) Any celeb you would marry?
I don't know. Who's got a lot of money and a heart condition?
7) Who will cut and paste this first?
Don't you think if I knew that, I'd use my powers for good instead of memes?
8) Name someone who has the same birthday as you.
I can name three: Howard Stern, Kirstie Alley, and Rob Zombie. Obviously, my birthday is cursed.
9) Do you have a crush on someone?
Oh sure.
10) Have you ever vandalized private property?
Yep. Ask my sister what I did to her car when she stole my bag of Snickers. Bitch ain't takin' my candy again.
11) Have you ever been in a fight?
Oh yeah. Beat up several boys in my day. I never liked to fight the girls around here, though. Country girls fight dirtier than anyone else. I should know. I sure as hell did.
12) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
Church, but I don't think that counts. I have performed a lip sync in front of a thousand people, though. I have no trouble making an ass of myself in front of lots of people.
13) What's the first thing you notice about the OPPOSITE sex?
That they are, indeed, the opposite sex. Sometimes, it can be hard to tell.
14) What do you usually order from Starbuck's?
I am probably the only person in this country who has not only never had anything from Starbuck's, but have never even been in one.
5) Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?
Yeah. There are a few accidents I've had that make me wonder if I'm not secretly out to get myself.
16) Say something totally random about yourself.
It's August and I have no idea what I'm going to be for Halloween.
17) Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Several people have told me I look like Jodi Foster. I don't know what these people have against her.
18) Do you wear a watch? What kind?
I almost always wear a watch. I have two that I prefer. One is a black band with sparkly crystals around the face and one is a silver men's watch with a black face.
19) Do you have anything pierced?
Both ears three times. I'm odd. I prefer everything in multiples of three or just one.
20) Do you have any tattoos?
Yes, just one. I'm working on more, though.
21) Do you like pain?
I must. I do work in retail after all.
22) Do you like to shop?
Yes, but I like to shop my way. I know what I want, I look for it in one or two places, and I try nothing on. I try to spend as little time as possible in a store. Unless it's online. I can spend hours browsing online stores. Probably because it doesn't require me to wear pants.
23) What was the last thing you paid for with cash?
A bottle of water.
24) What was the last thing you paid for with a credit card?
A shirt, a six pack of Coke, and some pudding.
25) Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?
JG. He called me last night. He is still a huge dork.
26) What is on your desktop background?
A-Team barn. Shut up.
27) What is the background on your cellphone?
It's a picture of my friend Jane wearing a shirt that says "Jane Loves Dick" at the bar on my 26th birthday.
28) Do you like redheads?
Well, I don't throw baked beans at them, if that's what you mean.
29) Do you know any twins?
Yes. Oddly enough, I always seem to like one better than the other.
30) Do you have any weird relatives?
Are you kidding? My family tree was watered with weird.
31) What was the last movie you watched?
Airplane II: The Sequel
32) What was the last book you read?
Chickenhawk by Robert Mason
It's a self-portrait that I drew. Yes, I know I draw like an arthretic monkey hopped up on a speedball, but no one else has this icon. Which is probably for the best.
2) What's your current relationship status?
Single. Which is also probably for the best.
3) Ever had a near-death experience?
Of course. That's how you know you're doing things right. When you almost die, but then you don't, that's a good sign.
4) Name an obvious quality you have.
Insanity. Though some might call that a condition.
5) What's the name of the song you have stuck in your head right now?
"La Isla Bonita" by Madonna. Better than yesterday's song. I wandered around for hours singing about putting the lime in the coconut. You put the lime in the coconut and shake it all up...ah, crap.
6) Any celeb you would marry?
I don't know. Who's got a lot of money and a heart condition?
7) Who will cut and paste this first?
Don't you think if I knew that, I'd use my powers for good instead of memes?
8) Name someone who has the same birthday as you.
I can name three: Howard Stern, Kirstie Alley, and Rob Zombie. Obviously, my birthday is cursed.
9) Do you have a crush on someone?
Oh sure.
10) Have you ever vandalized private property?
Yep. Ask my sister what I did to her car when she stole my bag of Snickers. Bitch ain't takin' my candy again.
11) Have you ever been in a fight?
Oh yeah. Beat up several boys in my day. I never liked to fight the girls around here, though. Country girls fight dirtier than anyone else. I should know. I sure as hell did.
12) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
Church, but I don't think that counts. I have performed a lip sync in front of a thousand people, though. I have no trouble making an ass of myself in front of lots of people.
13) What's the first thing you notice about the OPPOSITE sex?
That they are, indeed, the opposite sex. Sometimes, it can be hard to tell.
14) What do you usually order from Starbuck's?
I am probably the only person in this country who has not only never had anything from Starbuck's, but have never even been in one.
5) Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?
Yeah. There are a few accidents I've had that make me wonder if I'm not secretly out to get myself.
16) Say something totally random about yourself.
It's August and I have no idea what I'm going to be for Halloween.
17) Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Several people have told me I look like Jodi Foster. I don't know what these people have against her.
18) Do you wear a watch? What kind?
I almost always wear a watch. I have two that I prefer. One is a black band with sparkly crystals around the face and one is a silver men's watch with a black face.
19) Do you have anything pierced?
Both ears three times. I'm odd. I prefer everything in multiples of three or just one.
20) Do you have any tattoos?
Yes, just one. I'm working on more, though.
21) Do you like pain?
I must. I do work in retail after all.
22) Do you like to shop?
Yes, but I like to shop my way. I know what I want, I look for it in one or two places, and I try nothing on. I try to spend as little time as possible in a store. Unless it's online. I can spend hours browsing online stores. Probably because it doesn't require me to wear pants.
23) What was the last thing you paid for with cash?
A bottle of water.
24) What was the last thing you paid for with a credit card?
A shirt, a six pack of Coke, and some pudding.
25) Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?
JG. He called me last night. He is still a huge dork.
26) What is on your desktop background?
A-Team barn. Shut up.
27) What is the background on your cellphone?
It's a picture of my friend Jane wearing a shirt that says "Jane Loves Dick" at the bar on my 26th birthday.
28) Do you like redheads?
Well, I don't throw baked beans at them, if that's what you mean.
29) Do you know any twins?
Yes. Oddly enough, I always seem to like one better than the other.
30) Do you have any weird relatives?
Are you kidding? My family tree was watered with weird.
31) What was the last movie you watched?
Airplane II: The Sequel
32) What was the last book you read?
Chickenhawk by Robert Mason
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Date: 2006-08-24 04:32 am (UTC)Here I thought I was the only person who's ever seen Airplane 2....
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Date: 2006-08-24 04:51 am (UTC)And who can say no to more Johnny?!
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Date: 2006-08-24 06:17 am (UTC)I wonder if the DVD has extras on it - I have it on tape.