I watched the Weather Channel before I went to work today.
North East: Hot.
Midwest: Hot.
Southwest: On Fire.
I know I really have little to bitch about in regards to the heat. I work in the air conditioning and hot weather makes me eat less. But the first ten minutes after walking out of the air conditioning after having spent four to five hours at a go in it is miserable. I melt during those minutes and lemme tell ya, a melting fat chick is not a pleasant sight.
Most of my house is air conditioned. My room is not. I have a fan in the window. It works well enough for me because once I adjust to the heat and stop moving around, I'm fine. Then I walk into the living room and experience THO so fast it could be considered a superpower.
However, it should be noted that we didn't turn on our A/C until July 14th, so we're doing very well this year considering Dad spends twelve hours a day, four days a week wearing Kevlar.
So in conclusion, it's hot outside, it's cold in the living room, it's not bad in my room, and I bought a shirt today that makes my boobies look delicious.
North East: Hot.
Midwest: Hot.
Southwest: On Fire.
I know I really have little to bitch about in regards to the heat. I work in the air conditioning and hot weather makes me eat less. But the first ten minutes after walking out of the air conditioning after having spent four to five hours at a go in it is miserable. I melt during those minutes and lemme tell ya, a melting fat chick is not a pleasant sight.
Most of my house is air conditioned. My room is not. I have a fan in the window. It works well enough for me because once I adjust to the heat and stop moving around, I'm fine. Then I walk into the living room and experience THO so fast it could be considered a superpower.
However, it should be noted that we didn't turn on our A/C until July 14th, so we're doing very well this year considering Dad spends twelve hours a day, four days a week wearing Kevlar.
So in conclusion, it's hot outside, it's cold in the living room, it's not bad in my room, and I bought a shirt today that makes my boobies look delicious.