Mmmmm minty
Jul. 9th, 2006 10:27 pmOkay, so I am 26 years old and still not good at taking care of myself. I blame my father, Mr. Don't Go To The Hospital For Three Days After Breaking His Collar Bone And Getting Stuck In His Shirt Because It's Just Sore, Really It Is, as a bad role model.
But, he does love me, or at least hates listening to me bitch while flailing to get out of a chair because I can't seem to get my back to stop waging war on me (what did I ever do to it?...Oh, right...), and he bought me some Tylenol PM and Icy Hot.
Though Tylenol PM and I have had brief flings in the past, I've never used Icy Hot. So I read the directions (I must have gotten that from my mother) and applied some on my owie spots. And as I was rubbing it in, I started to wonder...
Will this magical topical cream be able to penetrate my back fat to get to my unhappy muscles and negotiate a peace treaty?
Well, it did work for awhile, but I'm afraid I'm going to have send in reinforcements.
I also smell like a wintergreen lifesaver now.
I'm not sure if that's a bonus or not.
But, he does love me, or at least hates listening to me bitch while flailing to get out of a chair because I can't seem to get my back to stop waging war on me (what did I ever do to it?...Oh, right...), and he bought me some Tylenol PM and Icy Hot.
Though Tylenol PM and I have had brief flings in the past, I've never used Icy Hot. So I read the directions (I must have gotten that from my mother) and applied some on my owie spots. And as I was rubbing it in, I started to wonder...
Will this magical topical cream be able to penetrate my back fat to get to my unhappy muscles and negotiate a peace treaty?
Well, it did work for awhile, but I'm afraid I'm going to have send in reinforcements.
I also smell like a wintergreen lifesaver now.
I'm not sure if that's a bonus or not.
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Date: 2006-07-10 09:13 am (UTC)I suffer from lower back pain on days ending with Y (it's usually the worst when I'm sleeping) and gave myself a nice bout of chronic pain because my stubborn ass self cannot stop sleeping on my stomach with two pillows. I'd go to the doctor if it continues - you get the FUN drugs then!!!
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Date: 2006-07-11 03:45 am (UTC)It's been so long since I've been in constant pain, I'm out of practice. Heh.
Doctor? Pffft! We don't go to the doctor unless an apendage is hanging off or the bleeding won't stop and we want a beer. Or someone, ya know, makes us.
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Date: 2006-07-11 05:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-13 05:17 am (UTC)(My AIM won't work and I can't speak to you. Woe!!!!!)
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Date: 2006-07-14 05:03 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-13 03:17 pm (UTC)Also it was fun to hear Mum complain about the wintergreen smell. She hates wintergreen. :-)
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Date: 2006-07-14 05:04 am (UTC)