My dad's coworker/partner in crime got back from vacation today. He went down to Myrtle Beach. He always brings my dad something from him trips. Last time he brought him a skull and crossbones do-rag and some stones he stole from Arlington Cemetary. Or possibly his own driveway. You never know with him.
This time he brought him back a shirt with a pirate skull and crossbones on it that says "Prepare to be boarded". Dad held it up and it looked pretty big for him.
I told him it was his new work shirt. It had to be big to go over his vest.
winged_fire and I decided that all the cops in town should wear that shirt.
C'mon, it'd be awesome and you know it.
In other news, my back is STILL hurting. This is getting fucking ridiculous, kids.
Stupid body filled with so much rage for me.
This time he brought him back a shirt with a pirate skull and crossbones on it that says "Prepare to be boarded". Dad held it up and it looked pretty big for him.
I told him it was his new work shirt. It had to be big to go over his vest.
C'mon, it'd be awesome and you know it.
In other news, my back is STILL hurting. This is getting fucking ridiculous, kids.
Stupid body filled with so much rage for me.