If anyone was in doubt...

[whiski_sour]

Easiest way to entertain three bored adults?

Duct tape a two year old's legs together and watch him try to walk.

Yeah, Haley brought Walker over so he could play with Papa Mike (never a thought to Aunt Kiki, the cretin). At one point, he was kicking Dad and he wouldn't quit so Dad duct taped his legs together.

And, of course, we were laughing too hard to help him get the tape off.

Poor kid. Sure, he'll end up in therapy over this, but the bright side is, he won't be alone. He'll be able to get a group rate with all of the other kids my dad has tormented over the years (me, my sister, Haley, and her sister can be sponsers).

We're so going to Hell.

Good times.

Comments

[one-more-cherry.livejournal.com]

Well, at least it's an original sin - like poking a badger with a spoon...

[whiski_sour]

My dad is really good at coming up with original sins.

[dr-funbags.livejournal.com]

My first instinct is to say "That's SO CRUEL!"

But the fact that I'm still laughing indicates that I probably wouldn't have meant it did I say that.

[whiski_sour]

Let's face it, babe, you'd have been laughing too hard to say it.

How Awful *giggling under breath*

[tygrlillie.livejournal.com]

How'd you ever think of such...varied use of duct tape?!?!?!?
And, if laughing makes me a conspiritor, save me a seat Down There cuz I can't seem to stop giggling, even though it sounds terrible...
love,
~tyg

Re: How Awful *giggling under breath*

[whiski_sour]

I credit my Dad. The man can use duct tape for everything.