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I need me a Jesus stick. It would come in real handy. Like when Eko was hugging the mummified body of his brother. No no, Mr. Eko, we don't hug dead things. I know he was your brother and he died 'cause you were an ass, but he's still dead and we don't hug dead things. We poke them with sticks. I'm pretty sure it's in the handbook somewhere.

Charlie and his heroin. It's like an angsty OTP. He's got quite a stash going. I bet he won't share the wealth, the selfish bastard. And some people could use a little of that stuff.

Me: He's gonna be heroin happy.
Dad: I know if I was on that island with that crazy bunch of people, I'd want to be high all the time too.
Me: I'd spend my days licking toads.
Dad: There's only one decent person on that island and I think he's a cannibal.

Not sure who Dad thinks the cannibal is since the conversation changed abruptly, but I'm laying odds he thinks it's Locke.

The monster= The Fog on diesel 'roids. Rock. I was kinda rooting for a Predator, but this isn't bad, though it could possibly be defeated by the EPA. And probably wouldn't bother anyone from Jersey. Still, it's got personality. I like that.

I confess, I switched to Criminal Minds during the commercials and the Kate/Sawyer haircut. I really, really don't care about that love octagon or whatever it is. I really don't care about commercials either. Unless it's that one Windex commercial. That's fucking hilarious.

Date: 2006-01-12 10:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dr-funbags.livejournal.com
Now i've got images of Locke doing that damn smile, saying "HI, I EAT PEOPLE!" while smiling Hannibal Lecter style, blood all over his mouth.

My mom has a Jesus stick, she tried to beat me with it last Sunday...trying to get me to go to church with her. True story - minus it actually working *went to the pub instead*

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