I'm hungry, I'm dirty, I'm losing my mind

[whiski_sour]

Someone brought a beef heart into work and left it in the freezer, free for the taking. After its discovery, there were no less than ten heart puns made. Retail warps people.

Someone do me a favor and remind me to mail my long distance bill and buy my extra user pics tomorrow 'cause I've got this feeling I'll forget. Probably because I'm a lazy procrastinator with a bad memory.

Due to logical thinking, I may lose some of my weekend hours. As I am doing this voluntarily, I'm quite pleased with the situation. Getting up at the buttcrack of dawn sucks, but going home before everyone else is so very, very sweet.

I keep smelling Christmas trees. It's past Christmas. There hasn't been a live Christmas tree in this house for ten years. Nobody's been drinking gin. So very strange.

I want to cut my hair. Any haircut suggestions would be welcomed, but keep in mind nothing too short because I'll look like a bull dyke and frankly, I don't have enough flannel to pull that look off.

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[luchalibrarian.livejournal.com]

Someone do me a favor and remind me to mail my long distance bill and buy my extra user pics tomorrow 'cause I've got this feeling I'll forget. Probably because I'm a lazy procrastinator with a bad memory.

It's Monday, mail your long distance bill and buy your extra user pics! :P

[whiski_sour]

*thumbs up* Thanks, babe. Consider it done.