The problem has been diagnosed
Dec. 5th, 2004 10:01 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
whiski_sourDad finally figured out what is wrong with my car and it has absolutely nothing to do with the fuel pump or its wiring.
It's the starter contanct. See, if you turn the key slow, it won't start. But if you turn the key fast and make the little lights come on, it'll start.
*headdesk*
I've had to prime carborators with gasoline, jiggle starter wires, and jam a screwdriver in an intake valve to get some of my cars to start, but turning a key at the correct speed? You must be fucking joking.
I mean what the fuck? My car is so fucking tempermental that now I have to turn the key at the correct speed for it to start? That's not a real automotive type problem. That's like those women who make their husbands do everything just so or else there is no sex. Soon I'll be required to sing the "I love my Chrysler Concorde" song while hopping on one foot and spinning in a circle three times before turning the key fast so it'll fucking start. There should not be so much foreplay involved just to start a damn car.
Turn the key fast. Judas fuckin' priest.
It's a damn good thing I'm making brownies, otherwise, who knows what kind of destruction I might cause.
It's the starter contanct. See, if you turn the key slow, it won't start. But if you turn the key fast and make the little lights come on, it'll start.
*headdesk*
I've had to prime carborators with gasoline, jiggle starter wires, and jam a screwdriver in an intake valve to get some of my cars to start, but turning a key at the correct speed? You must be fucking joking.
I mean what the fuck? My car is so fucking tempermental that now I have to turn the key at the correct speed for it to start? That's not a real automotive type problem. That's like those women who make their husbands do everything just so or else there is no sex. Soon I'll be required to sing the "I love my Chrysler Concorde" song while hopping on one foot and spinning in a circle three times before turning the key fast so it'll fucking start. There should not be so much foreplay involved just to start a damn car.
Turn the key fast. Judas fuckin' priest.
It's a damn good thing I'm making brownies, otherwise, who knows what kind of destruction I might cause.
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Date: 2004-12-12 12:40 am (UTC)Does it have a name? I want to curse it properly...
WL,
Missy
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Date: 2004-12-12 02:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-15 10:14 am (UTC)WL,
Missy