whiski_sour | My eyes are crossing and going wonky

I've spent the past three hours working on my psych paper. According to the syllabus it's due tomorrow, but last week Dr. Bopp said it was due either tomorrow or Thursday. But I can't take that chance, man.

I've written up the analysis of my subject (Anne Rice), but I still have to do an interduction, my explanation of how effective the theories I used (Adler, Horney, and Erickson) were, my references and title pages, and do the whole proof reading and editing bit.

But right now I'm taking a break and eating some soup.

I'm half tempted to put a disclaimer on my paper: "Warning: Author's coherent logic was affected by repeated assaults of mulitiple doses of DayQuil and NyQuil as well as copious amounts of orange juice. Please take into consideration while grading. Thank you."

Hey, it's worth a shot, innit?