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While watching the 1966 Batman movie:

Batman: I thought I spotted it out of the corner of my eye.
Dad: Spotted what?
Me: Spotted Dick.

Jokes. Make them when you can.

The highlight of my school day was in criminology when my teacher reminded us that our paper is due Thursday, to which one guy replied, and I quote, "Our paper is due Thursday and you're just telling us about it NOW?" To which I nearly yelled, "What are you? Fucking new?"

Not only was this incredibly easy, five page paper mentioned the first day of class and put in bold print on the syllabus, it was also mentioned at least once a week. They would know this if they would shut the fuck up during class or bother to show up.

Mr. Marada, being the good sport he is, laughed at them and suggested they start writing it since it's worth 150 points. Meanwhile, the rest of us made fun of them for the incredible idiots they are.

In other news, this exchange between [livejournal.com profile] winged_fire and myself not only applies to Nano, but also my life...

[livejournal.com profile] winged_fire: well, just putting away laundry now, since I slacked off completely after work yesterday....how about yourself
Me: slacking right along...heh
[livejournal.com profile] winged_fire: motivation should be sold at a store
Me: i'd go broke buying it

I suppose it's time to pick up the pace.

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