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My thoughts on Lost...

Dad: What's the book he's got?
Me: Watership Down, I think. Apparently, it's about bunnies. But they called it Watership Down. Makes no sense to me.
Dad: I wonder about a grown man who reads a book about bunnies.

Me: Dood. She's making out with a guy tied to a tree. Is there porn for that kink?
Dad: *looks at me like I'm an idiot for not knowing* Of course there is.
Me: I'd google it, but I'd probably come up with sites on tree pruning or something.

And since I did nothing today, Missy and I once again tempted a fate of firey damnation.

one_more_cherry: Oh! BTW; Eddie [Izzard] was on Lenno last night; he's in Oceans Twelve.

one_more_cherry: And he said he was "bicostal, as well as bisexual". And I'm like, "Waahhhht?" *chuckles*
[snip]

one_more_cherry: And bi, apparently, after saying he was straight all this time. I predict wank on the Izzard boards...
Me: it was probably just a joke
Me: or he's seen the virtue of pretty young boys
[snip]
Me: OMG! it was a shoutout!
Me: Elijah Wood's not dating Dominic Monaghan, he's dating Eddie!!!
Me: OMG!!! Elijah/Eddie OTP!
Me: thierluvissopretty!

one_more_cherry: *DIES!!!!*

one_more_cherry: EDDIE WEARS THE EGGPLANT SUIT OF THEIR TRU LUV!!

Heh. Sorry, Eddie.