Are there marshmellows in hell?

[whiski_sour]

one_more_cherry: Yes, and I'm sure he was trying to invoke a Rite of Wet Teeshirt Contestus.
Me: hey...Jesus loves boobies
one_more_cherry: Of course! Especially when encased in wet teeshirts.
one_more_cherry: Boobies and lambs!
one_more_cherry: Boobies, lambs, and babies.
Me: and wine! bring more water to turn into wine!
one_more_cherry: If he weren't otherwise engaged, I'd marry him.
one_more_cherry: And bringing dead people back to life!
one_more_cherry: How awesome would that be at parties?
Me: yes! Jesus loves zombies!
one_more_cherry: And zombies love him. Especially his brains.
one_more_cherry: ...
Me: that's where the whole concept of eating the body of Christ came from...the zombies
one_more_cherry: You know, I hope we don't meet for the first time sharing a nice, flaming bench in hell.

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_hellfire/]

Move over so I can sit on the bench dammit.

[whiski_sour]

*moves over*

Dood. I think we're gonna need a bigger bench. I don't think all our friends can fit on here.

[nerd-cake.livejournal.com]

I think a stadium would be more fitting. Be plenty of room in a stadium. *grin*

[whiski_sour]

Good call.

Alright, everyone! Pack yer shit. We're goin' to Wrigley!

[one-more-cherry.livejournal.com]

*sits on bench and roasts marshmallows*

[whiski_sour]

Make me a s'more while you're at it.

[one-more-cherry.livejournal.com]

Bring me chocolate first ;-)

Missy

[katia-247.livejournal.com]

That better be one big-ass bench, 'cause I want to sit on it too. I'm having waaaaaaaaay too much fun telling people that me and HF found Jesus at Hooters for my own good. :-p

<3 to you and Missy....you guys crack me up. :-)

[whiski_sour]

I told HF that we were gonna need a bigger bench!

I need a "Going to Hell" icon now. Heh.