My house breeds all kinds of insanity
Oct. 22nd, 2004 02:25 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
whiski_sourMemo
To: Subconscious
Re: Dream last night
Not sure why you thought it was a good idea to produce a dream involving the Olsen twins have a graphic, incestuous, lesbian love affair, but clearly it was not! The constant *shuddertwitch* the body has been experiencing since awakening due to the residual effects should be a clue.
This is to never happen again, or else you are totally fired.
Sincerely,
The Management
In other adventures of lost sanity...
Apparently, last week some sort of arguement took place between my father and a spoon which resulted in said spoon being chucked out the back door into the driveway, where it lay until yesterday when I picked it up and put it back in the house.
Dad claims to have won the arguement. I think it's only because the spoon didn't have arms and legs, otherwise it'd have gotten back into the house and beaten my father in his sleep.
One day, I shall write a book about my parents' insanity and it will justify my own. Because this shit is completely hereditary, man.
To: Subconscious
Re: Dream last night
Not sure why you thought it was a good idea to produce a dream involving the Olsen twins have a graphic, incestuous, lesbian love affair, but clearly it was not! The constant *shuddertwitch* the body has been experiencing since awakening due to the residual effects should be a clue.
This is to never happen again, or else you are totally fired.
Sincerely,
The Management
In other adventures of lost sanity...
Apparently, last week some sort of arguement took place between my father and a spoon which resulted in said spoon being chucked out the back door into the driveway, where it lay until yesterday when I picked it up and put it back in the house.
Dad claims to have won the arguement. I think it's only because the spoon didn't have arms and legs, otherwise it'd have gotten back into the house and beaten my father in his sleep.
One day, I shall write a book about my parents' insanity and it will justify my own. Because this shit is completely hereditary, man.
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