Hit meh!

[whiski_sour]

When a guy gets sucked into the jet engine of a plane within the first ten minutes, I know I'm going to like this show. The pilot's mangling and subsequent blood spatter has forced me to hold out hope that there will be future maulings. I hope the chick who stood there and screamed uselessly after the crash and later won't eat a candy bar because she thinks chocolate is the devil's shit is one of my hope-for future maulings. During future episodes I will change the channel whenever there is any impending luff-type feelings because I so did not sign on for that. I want Charlie's drugs.


I ended up copying my psych notes while watching Lost. I had no choice. Apparently, when I was originally taking said notes, I became possessed by some sort of demon and began writing in tongues. My penmanship left more than heart dotted "i's" to be desired, that's for sure.

And, for future reference...mashed potatoes heat up faster in the microwave than gravy. It's unfortunate that I only gain such knowledge the hard way.

Comments

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

later won't eat a candy bar because she thinks chocolate is the devil's shit

My exact words at the time: "Dude, she better be the first one to get eaten."

I want Charlie's drugs.

I'm convinced he was on drugs, but I don't remember actual evidence that he took them at some point. My guess was the bathroom right before they found the pilot.

[whiski_sour]

My exact words at the time: "Dude, she better be the first one to get eaten."

I was actually yelling, "Kill it! Kill it!" when she was screaming after the crash. Rebuffing the candy bar only sealed her fate in my eyes.

I'm convinced he was on drugs, but I don't remember actual evidence that he took them at some point. My guess was the bathroom right before they found the pilot.

I'm guessing he takes them at every available opportunity because he's just...not right.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Yeah, pretty much--wasn't the stewardess chasing him down the aisle in the flashback? Half the time he seemed all right, but half the time he seemed inappropriately jazzed. Definitely drugs.

[whiski_sour]

Yeah, she was. And, I'm pretty sure it wasn't because his fashion sense offended her.

Totally drugs. It's not the love of puppies that's got him so hyped.

[hobbitgal.livejournal.com]

I LOVE this show and am going to start a shrine in the hopes that ABC does NOT screw this up and yank it off the air...

Weekly doses of DOM in a REALLY good show....it's a good thing.

[whiski_sour]

A very good thing.

[nerd-cake.livejournal.com]

I hope the chick who stood there and screamed uselessly after the crash and later won't eat a candy bar because she thinks chocolate is the devil's shit is one of my hope-for future maulings.

Same here. When she was just standing there screaming I was kinda hoping that one of the other passengers would get annoyed and introduce her to the plane engine.

And then when the things in the jungle started crahing around, I was like "Quick grab the screamy bitch and let that thing eat her!!"

[whiski_sour]

I can see it all now:

Survivors: Sacrifice! Sacrifice! *ties screamy, candy-hating chick to a tree*
Hater of Snickers: But, I'm not a virgin! You can't sacrfice me!
Survivors: Bitch, please! That virgin sacrifice thing is SO last season. Sacrificing chocolate scorning, wailing, useless twits is the new black.