Time for a lube job
Sep. 2nd, 2004 03:28 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
whiski_sourDoes anyone know the street value for an ounce of pot?
Never go to Spain.
That sums up the school day.
Since I'm going to Chicago tomorrow, Dad insisted on me taking me car for an oil change and a lube (yes, I snickered, too). They were really quick and the guy who worked on my car treated me like a dumb girl, but he was cute and polite. Also probably 19.
Anyway, he was talking to another guy who did the actual oil change while he did the lube. "Oh, the oil's awful dark and there's not a lot. You might have fried your car, blahblahblah."
*rolls eyes* Excuse me 19 year old boy with your name on your shirt. Please note that these are breasts, not brain tumors. I drive cars that are pieces of shit. I fully understand the concept of oil, as well other necessities like batteries, antifreeze, carborators, engines, alternators, fan belts, and ignitions.
The oil is dirty because it hasn't been changed in quite awhile. I'm aware of this. That's why I'm here. The oil is low because I haven't put any in it lately, however I know it's not low enough to cause my car any damage. If I hadn't come in today, I'd have put more in tomorrow before I left for Chicago.
Don't let the long hair and uterus fool you. I can take care of my car. Car maintanence isn't a gene carried on the Y chromosome. Now quit talkin', go back to being greasy and pretty, and put air in my tires, lube boy.
Never go to Spain.
That sums up the school day.
Since I'm going to Chicago tomorrow, Dad insisted on me taking me car for an oil change and a lube (yes, I snickered, too). They were really quick and the guy who worked on my car treated me like a dumb girl, but he was cute and polite. Also probably 19.
Anyway, he was talking to another guy who did the actual oil change while he did the lube. "Oh, the oil's awful dark and there's not a lot. You might have fried your car, blahblahblah."
*rolls eyes* Excuse me 19 year old boy with your name on your shirt. Please note that these are breasts, not brain tumors. I drive cars that are pieces of shit. I fully understand the concept of oil, as well other necessities like batteries, antifreeze, carborators, engines, alternators, fan belts, and ignitions.
The oil is dirty because it hasn't been changed in quite awhile. I'm aware of this. That's why I'm here. The oil is low because I haven't put any in it lately, however I know it's not low enough to cause my car any damage. If I hadn't come in today, I'd have put more in tomorrow before I left for Chicago.
Don't let the long hair and uterus fool you. I can take care of my car. Car maintanence isn't a gene carried on the Y chromosome. Now quit talkin', go back to being greasy and pretty, and put air in my tires, lube boy.
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