I present to you the newest Olympic sport

[whiski_sour]

katie2shady is watching the replay of the Olympics' closing ceremony. As I have already seen it, I'm telling her what good stuff to look out for.


Me: heh...lemme put it to you this way...Greece is like the Studio 54 of countries
Me: there was gold and glitter and blinking shinies and gay men and a guy playing a fiddle on this crotch
katie2shady: Aww damn! I missed something awesome.
Me: yeah...the guy playing the fiddle on his crouch deserved a medal or something...i've never seen anything like that before...and i'm from a family of specticals
katie2shady: *LOL* I have never seen anybody play an instrument with their crotch.
Me: would that be considered a form of masturbation?
Me: "oh geez...he's playing the fiddle with his penis in public again!"
katie2shady: *LMAO*! And he gets away with it, too...it's art!
Me: i just don't think that it would play at Carnagie Hall though
katie2shady: Nah, we're not that open-minded. :-P
Me: we fear the penis
katie2shady: Aww, we discriminate against the weiner!
Me: an we should celebrate the penis...with many phallic imagery and penis fiddling
katie2shady: Sounds like a plan! Maybe we can have a whole penis symphony!
Me: gives a whole new idea to playing the trombone

[snip]

katie2shady: *LOL* God, no more volleyball! *stabs TV*
Me: that's just not a great Olympic sport
katie2shady: No, not at all. *waits for the penis fiddle* That should be an Olympic sport!
Me: yes! that should definitely be worthy of a medal
katie2shady: *nods* Yes, I haven't even seen it yet and I think that guy should have won a gold medal.
Me: wouldn't that be a great boast? "i won gold in penis fiddling!"
katie2shady: Hey, I think most guys would be impressed! Girls, though...don't know if that'd be a good pickup line or not.
Me: we'd have to test it out in a bar situation...conduct an experiment
katie2shady: Yes! More science! *LOL*
Me: we are serious science lovers
katie2shady: Hey, you taught me that science can be fun!
Me: science can be very fun
katie2shady: Yes! And hey, who doesn't need to know if a line about penis fiddling would work?
Me: exactly! that's important research

[snip]

katie2shady: Word! Oh God, get to the damn penis fiddle already! *has no patience*
Me: call up your cable company..."i need to see the penis fiddling dammit!"
katie2shady: *LOL* Well, they actually started the ceremony now
Me: about damn time
katie2shady: I know, now I want my damn penis!
katie2shady: no, not commercial! Penis!
Me: unless it's a commercial for penises...that would be an okay consolation prize
katie2shady: It was an ad for Home Depot.
Me: so not the penis
katie2shady: Oh no. They do sell shower heads there, though....*tries not to make any pervy comments*
Me: ah yes....but still..not the penis
katie2shady: No, 'tis only a cheap substitute. :-P
Me: very cheap
Me: you don't have to buy a shower head dinner
katie2shady: Exactly! And it doesn't give you any annoying crap, like guys do.
Me: there is no back talk

[snip]

Me: if you end up missing it...i do have it on tape, i could send it to you
Me: or copy it for you...because that tape has my Alex stuff on it too
katie2shady: *LOL* Cool beans...I hope I don't miss it, though. There's a guy in a skirt....
Me: on a bike! did you see him wipe out?
katie2shady: Yes! He just did that...and they went to commercial
Me: dood...when i was watching this earlier i'm like..."it'd be pretty funny if he wiped out...*guy wipes out* BWAHAHAHAHA!"
katie2shady: *LOL*! You jinxed it!
Me: damn right i did...i'm powerful...my mad skillz go all the way to Greece
katie2shady: Damn, remind me to never piss you off...if you can start shit in Greece, you could really fuck me up!
Me: hey..just think about what i can do to the people who live in town
katie2shady: Ohh....I'd pay to see that!
Me: i'll sell tickets...you can get in for free though
katie2shady: Aww, you're so sweet.
katie2shady: *LMAO* Penis fiddling!
katie2shady: *is now amused*
Me: see! i told you! penis fiddling!
Me: now is that an Olympic sport or what?
katie2shady: It is! *gives him a gold medal*
Me: play that man's national anthem and send the losers home!
katie2shady: Word! That was the highlight of my evening
Me: this conversation was the highlight of mine...it's going in the journal
katie2shady: Hee! *feels special* *needs to see more penis fiddling*
Me: Bejing...it'll be an event..i just know it
katie2shady: Wow, I hope so...I'd tape it!
Me: fuck taping it...i'd fly out there to see it live
katie2shady: *LOL* All the way to China, eh?
katie2shady: And you could bring a big sign "I came to see Penis Fiddling!"
Me: you can come with...we make the sign out of a cut up refrigerator box and take up like 8 rows with it
katie2shady: Yes! That would be so worth the airfare to China.
Me: oh totally

I think it goes without saying that if Katie and I ruled the world, you wouldn't be able to spell "Olympics" without "penis".

Comments

[hobbitgal.livejournal.com]

I saw the guy fall on the bike...HOW could I miss the PENIS FIDDLING!?!?!?

*wails and throws self on ground in honor of Greek Tragedy type stuff*

The BEST moment of the Olympics besides the diver losing his little speedos man.....and I missed both...


*thinks* Oddly enough they both involved the penis...obviously you and Katie are onto something...

[whiski_sour]

What can I say? The Summer Olympics is quite a phallic event.

[http://users.livejournal.com/hugsnkisses_/]

I fear this both this conversation, you and the penis fiddler.

[whiski_sour]

I can understand fearing me and the conversation, but not the penis fiddler! He's skills should be recognized and respected and revered, not feared. It's like that Greek gods looked down on this man and said, "He shall possess amazing musical abilities...in his schlong." It's a miracle in a way.

[nerd-cake.livejournal.com]

we make the sign out of a cut up refrigerator box and take up like 8 rows with it

Ahh...that just take me back to St Louis and the guys with the gigantic Triple H has no penis sign.

[whiski_sour]

That's where I got the idea from!

[one-more-cherry.livejournal.com]

*DIES*

I love my girls.

WL,
Missy

[whiski_sour]

And we love you, Miss. :D

[one-more-cherry.livejournal.com]

Aww!!

WL,
Missy