whiski_sour | Am I living in a box?

katie2shady, kindly keep your hos out of my dreams, thanks. *shoves John Cena over to you* It just creeps me out when they pop up like that.

The wind is blowing hard enough that it's blowing big enough stuff in the air that keeps setting off the neighbor's motion light. It amuses me for some unknown reason.

Mummy called me yesterday to inform me that she saw my exact double at Gene's Ice Cream (and it took her 10 minutes to figure out conclusively that it was, indeed, NOT me...however Hammie figured it out on sight) and that Hammie is terrified of snakes now. Apparently, one scared her by slithering toward her and now the mere mention of a snake being anywhere around or something that looks even remotely like a snake sets her to screaming.

I should also point out that Mummy initially had Hammie tell me about the snake incident. Hammie told me that the snake got on her and wrapped around her leg. I asked her if she screamed and she said no. Hammie's memory of the incident is obviously slightly skewed.

Can you believe that THIS *points up* is the most interesting thing that's happened to me all weekend. I am incredibly boring. Why do you people keep reading my journal? It's because of the Alan Cumming icons, isn't it? No one can resist him.