whiski_sour | That'll be my luck

So, I got hit on by this guy selling magazines door to door. Yeah, that was an interesting experience to say the least. He was funny though and that's always a good time. I think he lost his nerve a bit when he saw the tommy gun by the front door.

He asked me why I wasn't taking his self important, "I'm trying to impress you" pick up lines seriously. Honey, you're trying to sell magazines. I'm not attractive so therefore you believe I take whatever compliments I can get and buy a bunch of fucking stuff. You're trying to make a SALE, dipshit. I'm not nearly as desperate as I look.

On the brighter side of the news,

winged_fire and I are going to the movies tonight to see Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

It's a late show, so I'll be late getting back.

_hellfire, I know we have business to attend to. Hopefully, you'll be around when I get home.

hobbitgal, I'll be looking out for you, too.

Maybe I can continue working my mojo at the cinema and get hit on by a guy who's not obviously on crack. Yeah, I don't like my chances for that either. Heh.