Well, this one I'd believe...

[whiski_sour]

If you were a hobbit in the Shire, what would the inhabitants think of you? by Camellia Gamgee-Took
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Peregrin	You have the most beautiful eyes.
Meriadoc	You are awfully fickle but still fun to be with.
Samwise	You need to be kept well away from anything green and thriving in the garden.
Frodo	You've made him reconsider being a bachelor.
What does Hobbiton think of you?	Very clever and very bookish.
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Sam's is so right. I do kill any plant I get near. I got that from my mother. The black thumb of death.

And, holy hell. There's a hole in these pajama pants. *shakes fist* Curse you friction!