Bob Holly is a Vulcan

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This post is going to be entirely devoted to the fact that I watched Smackdown tonight. However, none of it is spoilerish so none of it will be put behind the cut.

Spike Dudley has a cute belly button.

Bubba Dudley has chicken legs.

Dad says John Cena hasn't been working long enough to get a gimmick like the one he has. He's just that big of a dork.

Bob Holly is a Vulcan. Here's proof:

Me: Damn, Bob. You were practically sucking your own dick in that roll up. I would think that would make you more popular.
*a commercial for Enterprise comes on saying something about things we didn't know Vulcans could do*
Dad: Maybe they can suck their own dick like Bob Holly.
Me: Bob Holly's a Vulcan???

What more proof do you need?

I'd like to steal Eddie Gurerro's car.

When does the "Who Shot Bradshaw?" episode of Smackdown air?

Points if you get that lame ass joke.

More points to me if I'm the first one to make it.

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_hellfire/]

does the "Who Shot Bradshaw?" episode of Smackdown air?

*raises hand*

Ohh I know!

It was Midian, in the Library, with the candlestick!

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Midian SHOT Bradshaw with a candlestick? Okay, that I buy. But, Midian in a library? Psahw! No way! That third eye he carries around in the jar ain't for readin', if ya know what I mean.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_hellfire/]

*thinks... realizes the strategic flaw in her plan, for it was late at night, regroups*

Midian, in the foyer, with the revolver!

[creepy-girl80.livejournal.com]

When does the "Who Shot Bradshaw?" episode of Smackdown air?

During sweeps. But then Eric Bischoff wakes up, and Bradshaw's blowing Steve Austin in the shower.

Bob Holly gives Vulcans a bad name, I tell you!

WL,
Missy

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BWAH! I think I snorted so hard my sinuses caved in.

But, why do I think that's an actual plot of a bad fanfic?

Bob Holly pretty much gives everything a bad, methinks.

[creepy-girl80.livejournal.com]

Heh! I aim to please!

Well, if it is, it'd improve on some of the stuff I've read lately.

Too true!

WL,
Missy

[your-empathy.livejournal.com]

I don't know when the Who Shot Bradshaw episode will be on, but I'll be the first to audition for the role of the gunwoman. I'm not liking the new gimmick. At all.

Haha. Now that I think of it, Bubba does have chicken legs.

And I have to say, I was highly amused by Renee Dupree fawning over his poodle.

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Yeah, I don't really like the new gimmick much either. I much prefer him as the beer drinking ass kicker.

I feel so bad for that poodle. Firstly, they call it Fifi and secondly, it's got an ugly hair cut. No wonder poodles wind up with such an ugly temperment.

Though it was funny to see Rene fawn all over it.