Now, I'm aimin' for Heaven
Mar. 29th, 2004 11:56 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
whiski_sourI actually watched most of RAW tonight with Dad.
Me: Dood. Shelton just did like a no handed kip up.
Dad: He's a hell of an athelete.
Me: He's got a big wang, too.
Dad:...?
Me: Oh, like you couldn't tell. He could poke an eye out with that thing.
Sometimes, I think Dad would just rather be ignorant of certain glaring facts.
BTW...HHH has Farrah Fawcett hair. Weak Farrah hair, but Farrah hair, none the less.
Dad spent part of RAW cleaning upstairs. At one point, he comes downstairs, cleaning products in hand and puts them away. He comes back into the living room looking confused.
Dad: What did I do with the 409?
Me: I dunno.
Dad: *goes upstairs* *much banging around is heard* *he comes back down with the 409 and a shotgun*
Me: *eyes him warily*
Dad: Found it.
Me: *points to shotgun* Did it put up a fight?
Dad: Sometimes you just have to put cleaning products in their place.
I've also found it's very hard to watch Queer as Folk with Dad in the room. "Ignore the guys fucking on tv, Dad. Just go back to cleaning your shotgun." Yeah, doesn't work so well. Must get cable box of my own.
And, with that, I bid you all a goodnight.
Me: Dood. Shelton just did like a no handed kip up.
Dad: He's a hell of an athelete.
Me: He's got a big wang, too.
Dad:...?
Me: Oh, like you couldn't tell. He could poke an eye out with that thing.
Sometimes, I think Dad would just rather be ignorant of certain glaring facts.
BTW...HHH has Farrah Fawcett hair. Weak Farrah hair, but Farrah hair, none the less.
Dad spent part of RAW cleaning upstairs. At one point, he comes downstairs, cleaning products in hand and puts them away. He comes back into the living room looking confused.
Dad: What did I do with the 409?
Me: I dunno.
Dad: *goes upstairs* *much banging around is heard* *he comes back down with the 409 and a shotgun*
Me: *eyes him warily*
Dad: Found it.
Me: *points to shotgun* Did it put up a fight?
Dad: Sometimes you just have to put cleaning products in their place.
I've also found it's very hard to watch Queer as Folk with Dad in the room. "Ignore the guys fucking on tv, Dad. Just go back to cleaning your shotgun." Yeah, doesn't work so well. Must get cable box of my own.
And, with that, I bid you all a goodnight.
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Date: 2004-03-29 10:27 pm (UTC)I loved you already anyway, but I so love you more for pointing out the World's Greatest Junk to your dad. You rock so much ass. :-)
He was brilliant out there tonight. I think I'll watch that match about a hundred times, seriously. Damn.
*LMAO* Your dad cracks me the hell up.
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Date: 2004-03-30 11:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-04-02 02:49 am (UTC)wL,
Missy
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Date: 2004-04-02 07:35 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-04-03 10:20 am (UTC)*has horrible mental images*
WL,
Missy