Don't be fooled by imitations!

[whiski_sour]

katie2shady and I were discussing A-Train...in all his hairy glory.


Katie: *LMAO* I don't wanna see the man-fur, nooo! NOt when it's been five feet in front of me once, bleh
Me: man-fur...heh..."excuse me, Albert..why are you wearing a sweater with your trunks?"
Katie: *LOL* it's just...ew...when he's standing right near you, he's really really slicked up for his match, soit's like oil and hair and yuck, dude *LOL*
Me: i'm sure small children get caught in it
Katie: I'm gonna have nightmares now *LOL*!
Me: happy to help...heh
Katie: I'll cry when I see him :-P
Me: don't cry...try to rescue the children...think of the children
Katie: *LOL*! Yes, it's my duty as an upstanding citizen to save the children from certain doom!
Me: yes...save them from being suffocated by man-fur and baby oil
Katie: I have such horrid mental images now
Me: you must go...and share them with the world...so they can suffer too
Katie: I should...when he comes out I should just scream "SAVE THE CHILDREN!"
Me: *dies* please do...i'll give you my first born
Katie: It'd be my luck I'd get in with all the "shave your back" chants and it'd sound like I was saying "SHAVE THE CHILDREN!"
[snip]
Katie: :-) Really, that'd sound horrible...and might make people think I'm talking about his balls and calling them "the children". That's just....ew. *LOL*
Me: okay...now i'm having bad mental images here
Katie: *LOL* Oops
Me: i think you've achieved your revenge
Katie: Not really, because it made me think of his balls too. Ugh *LOL*!
Me: that's just one of those things that shouldn't be mentioned

Comments

[self-defected.livejournal.com]

*TWITCH*

Dirty. Wrong. Furry. WRONG.

Ugh.

yet amusing all at the same time. =)

[whiski_sour]

It's a tough call between throwing up and laughing.

[your-empathy.livejournal.com]

*shudders* Bad mental picture! Bad! Yet amusing all at the same time.

[whiski_sour]

It's traumatic yet laughable.

[your-empathy.livejournal.com]

I just keep picturing small children swinging from his piercings like they were monkey bars trying to free themselves.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_hellfire/]

A-Train's back fur + RVD back fur = two wrestling stuck together via static cling.

[whiski_sour]

They could start a new tag team called the Velcro brothers.

[creepy-girl80.livejournal.com]

*dies!*

And yet they keep pushing A-Train. Pushing combs through his back hair ;-)

WL,
Missy

[whiski_sour]

The tangles in his back hair are the source of much pain.

[creepy-girl80.livejournal.com]

Now who has the back hair "advantage?" Him or Robin Williams?

WL,
Missy

[whiski_sour]

I truly cannot say.