A ditty before bed

[whiski_sour]

Got this from both waterdaughter and dreagonfli.

If you know me as...

whiski_sour...you just know me from LJ.
feloniousfeline...you just know me from DL_ANON on journalfen.
Cheshyre...you know me from the BCE or Terra Firma or possibly LJ.
Chesh...you're a pretty close online friend or a Bitch.
Christin...you're family, real life friend, or co-worker (when I work).
Christin Renee...you're a pissed off family member seeking my blood.
Christi-Love...you're my Papa.
Kiki...you're family.
Renie...you're family.
Sis...you're my Dad or Mimzie.
Kitten...you're Mandy.
Chesher...you're Missy.
Sugartits...you're Gin. Heh.
Stupidhead...you're JG.
Trickbaby...you're my Toddly-boo.
Heidi...you're Steve.
Chris...you're the EX.
Christian, Christine, or Christina...you're one of those dumbfucks that can't pronounce my fucking name.

That was longer than anticipated.