whiski_sour | Due to lack of interest

Not interesting. Here's a desktop meme instead.

Most of this meme came from

wyldviolet with the exception of the last question I stole from a similar meme that

chevauchee did 875 years ago. Okay, like four or five days ago maybe. Do I look like a fucking calendar?

1. Why did you choose the background color/image you did?

It came from the last batch of "Precious" wallpapers I made and I've been too lazy to make a new one or change it.

2. Why is your toolbar is where it is?

For shits and giggles? I dunno. Never thought to move it.

3. What quick start choices are present?

Like AOL and AIM and Post-It and a bunch of other shit I don't use.

4. What do you have icons for on your desktop?

AOL, AIM, Paint Shop Pro, Post-It, KaZaa, more shit I don't use.

5. Does your computer have a name? If so, what is it and why that name? If not, why haven't you named the poor thing that gives you so much joy (or pain)?

I call my computer Gringo. It got the name during a frustrated rant in which I was lost for a proper insult and called it a "Gringo bastard". I also think it talks to me in Spanish because half the time, I've got no clue why it does what it does though it seems to make perfect sense to him. It's a love/hate relationship really.