Big Bag of Macadamia Nuts

[whiski_sour]

Once upon a time I worked at Taco Ball with two guys affectionately known as Zod and Tony George.

Zod believed himself to be a warlock (he also said I was a quarter goddess and who am I to argue with that?), but Tony George didn't believe him so much.

After Zod walked away, muttering something about "stupid mortal", Tony George turns to me and says, "Does he really think he's a warlock?"

"Yep," I replied.

"But, he's not," Tony George protested.

"You are what you think you are," I told him.

He thought a moment before speaking.

"So, if I think I'm a big bag of macadamia nuts, then I am one?"

I laughed at his particular choice of words.

"Yes, in theory. If you think you're a big bag of macadamia nuts, then you are a big bag of macadamia nuts."

"But, no one else would think I'm one."

"That's the catch isn't it? Convincing other people you are what you think you are."

"I guess so."

And, with that, the conversation was dropped.

*shrugs* Just thought I'd share that.

Comments

[hobbitgal.livejournal.com]

I need to hang around you so I can meet the people you do!!

LMAO

I *REALLY* need to get more friends in RL...

Re:

[whiski_sour]

Well, sugar, whenever you're ready just move on out here. There's definitely no shortage of interesting folks in the cornfield. Heh.

[creepy-girl80.livejournal.com]

*chuckles* I guess it's just a matter of envisioning the vaccum-sealed freshness...

I like :-)

WL,
Missy

[whiski_sour]

*snorts* I hadn't thought of that. But that would explain a lot about Tony George.