I am really tired for some reason
Feb. 7th, 2004 12:08 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
whiski_sourSo, I'm just gonna do this little ditty I lured away from ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
chash. It wasn't hard. I just showed it my shiny LOTR Valentines and it followed me right home, all the while boggling about Denethor being on a V-day card without the words, "Come on baby light my fire."
1. Elijah's eyes or Billy's eyes:
Billy's eyes because they're green.
2. Dom or Billy:
Both isn't an option? *sighs* Eenie Meenie Miney...Dom.
3. Viggo or Orlando:
Viggo because I wouldn't have to worry about him blowing away in a strong breeze. Oh, and he can grow a pedophile mustache. For reference, watch GI Jane.
4. Elijah or Sean Astin:
Elijah because he's single.
5. Dom's smile or Billy's smile:
Dom's. He smiles and it makes people nervous. Like he's just poisoned their food. I like that.
6. (Frodo & Sam) or (Merry & Pippin):
Merry and Pippin.
7. Legolas or Aragorn:
Aragorn because he doesn't nance.
8. FOTR, TTT or ROTK (movie):
FOTR. Frodo was only mildly angsty in that one.
9. FOTR, TTT or ROTK (book):
ROTK. It has head chucking.
10. Hobbit feet or elf ears:
Tough call. I'll go with the feet.
11. Elves, hobbits, or dwarves:
Hobbits all the way.
12. Rivendell, Mirkwood or Lothlorien:
Rivendell.
13. Gandalf or Saruman:
Gandalf.
14. Arwen, Galadriel, Rosie or Eowyn:
Eowyn.
15. Nazgul or The Ents:
Tough call. Nazgul are rather badass, but Treebeard has a special place in my heart. I'll have to go with the Ents.
16. Into The West, May It Be or Steward Of Gondor:
I love Billy's voice, but I've loved Annie Lennox longer. Into the West.
17. Gollum or Grima:
As much as I love Brad Dourif, I gotta go with Gollum.
18. King Theoden or Denethor:
King Theoden. Denethor was an ass and obviously had penis insecurities.
19. Minas Tirith or Minas Morgul:
Minas Tirith.
20. FOTR commentary or TTT commentary:
Gotta go with TTT because within the first five minutes, Brad Dourif says something about penguins.
21. Elijah's butt or Dom's butt:
*thinks* I don't think I've ever really looked at Elijah's butt. I'll say Dom's.
22. Haldir or Elrond:
Elrond. He's manly yet stylish.
23. Eomer or Faramir:
Book Faramir.
24. Gondor or Rohan:
Gondor.
25. (Aragorn & Arwen) or (Eowyn & Faramir):
Eowyn and Faramir.
ETA:dreagonfli did this and she had more questions on hers, so I added them to mine.
26. Liv or Miranda:
Liv. I'd so hit on her if she weren't married.
27. Andy, Lawrence, or Sala:
Okay. I cannot choose. No really. You can't make me pick between them. Just...no. I'd take them all.
28. Hobbiton or Bucklebury:
Hobbiton. Bucklebury sounds like a strip mall.
29. David or Karl:
Daisey...er David.
30. The Green Dragon or The Prancing Pony:
The Green Dragon. If I was a hobbit, I'd spend all my time passed out there.
chash. It wasn't hard. I just showed it my shiny LOTR Valentines and it followed me right home, all the while boggling about Denethor being on a V-day card without the words, "Come on baby light my fire."1. Elijah's eyes or Billy's eyes:
Billy's eyes because they're green.
2. Dom or Billy:
Both isn't an option? *sighs* Eenie Meenie Miney...Dom.
3. Viggo or Orlando:
Viggo because I wouldn't have to worry about him blowing away in a strong breeze. Oh, and he can grow a pedophile mustache. For reference, watch GI Jane.
4. Elijah or Sean Astin:
Elijah because he's single.
5. Dom's smile or Billy's smile:
Dom's. He smiles and it makes people nervous. Like he's just poisoned their food. I like that.
6. (Frodo & Sam) or (Merry & Pippin):
Merry and Pippin.
7. Legolas or Aragorn:
Aragorn because he doesn't nance.
8. FOTR, TTT or ROTK (movie):
FOTR. Frodo was only mildly angsty in that one.
9. FOTR, TTT or ROTK (book):
ROTK. It has head chucking.
10. Hobbit feet or elf ears:
Tough call. I'll go with the feet.
11. Elves, hobbits, or dwarves:
Hobbits all the way.
12. Rivendell, Mirkwood or Lothlorien:
Rivendell.
13. Gandalf or Saruman:
Gandalf.
14. Arwen, Galadriel, Rosie or Eowyn:
Eowyn.
15. Nazgul or The Ents:
Tough call. Nazgul are rather badass, but Treebeard has a special place in my heart. I'll have to go with the Ents.
16. Into The West, May It Be or Steward Of Gondor:
I love Billy's voice, but I've loved Annie Lennox longer. Into the West.
17. Gollum or Grima:
As much as I love Brad Dourif, I gotta go with Gollum.
18. King Theoden or Denethor:
King Theoden. Denethor was an ass and obviously had penis insecurities.
19. Minas Tirith or Minas Morgul:
Minas Tirith.
20. FOTR commentary or TTT commentary:
Gotta go with TTT because within the first five minutes, Brad Dourif says something about penguins.
21. Elijah's butt or Dom's butt:
*thinks* I don't think I've ever really looked at Elijah's butt. I'll say Dom's.
22. Haldir or Elrond:
Elrond. He's manly yet stylish.
23. Eomer or Faramir:
Book Faramir.
24. Gondor or Rohan:
Gondor.
25. (Aragorn & Arwen) or (Eowyn & Faramir):
Eowyn and Faramir.
ETA:
dreagonfli did this and she had more questions on hers, so I added them to mine.26. Liv or Miranda:
Liv. I'd so hit on her if she weren't married.
27. Andy, Lawrence, or Sala:
Okay. I cannot choose. No really. You can't make me pick between them. Just...no. I'd take them all.
28. Hobbiton or Bucklebury:
Hobbiton. Bucklebury sounds like a strip mall.
29. David or Karl:
Daisey...er David.
30. The Green Dragon or The Prancing Pony:
The Green Dragon. If I was a hobbit, I'd spend all my time passed out there.
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Date: 2004-02-06 10:14 pm (UTC)That's exactly what I thought of him in that flick!
Denethor was an ass and obviously had penis insecurities.
Because his sons' cocks were bigger.
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Date: 2004-02-06 10:29 pm (UTC)So not a good move for him. He should never go solo on the stache.
Because his sons' cocks were bigger.
*nods* It was sad he had to take it out on Faramir.