whiski_sour | *facepalm*

I apologize to everyone who's had to put up with me on AIM. My internet has a major case of the hiccups and it's quite maddening.

*headdesk* My dad just ran into the bathroom door and broke his toe. I don't care! The motherfucker is going back to work this week! He can limp! No one will notice! I just want my fucking house back!

Yes, I'm a really loving caring daughter. I think that much should be obvious. I mean, I haven't killed him for the insurance money yet.

So, I made my first audio post. For those of you who dared listen to it, I sounded a bit twangy. Sometimes that country accent just comes out a little stronger than others. I know that must confuse you since I'm from IL, but yes, some of us do have a bit of country accent, depending on where we were raised. But, for the most part, I usually have a normal Midwest accent.

Midwest accents are actually pretty bland. Very plain. When I was a kid, I used to mimic other accents because mine was too boring. If I heard a Jersey accent, I'd do it. If I heard an English accent, I'd do it. Drove my mother crazy. "Why are you talking like that?" Because I can. "Talk normal!" No, normal is boring. I'd rather be from Ireland today, thankyouverymuch.

As for those audio posts, I do take requests. Whatever you want to hear. I'll tell the broken bunkbed story or the prostitute story from the Chicago Bitch Trip...I'll explain the meaning of life...I'll answer inane, random questions...I'll tell jokes...I'll explain why I had a pillow in my locker my senior year of high school...I'll do really bad imitations...I'll give you the recipe to my fajitas...just whatever. Anything. I've got those audio posts, I may as well put them to, if not good, then entertaining use. And, I'm a bit of an attention whore. So there ya go.

I think I'm gonna call it a night and hope and pray my internet decides to work better tomorrow, the blasted thing.

*toddles off to bed*