*cat calls*

[whiski_sour]

Oy! evilhf! Remember that one time you were bugging me to write lyrics? Yeah, well I did.

So, if you want them, come and claim them.

*rereads for accuracy*

Those lines from LOTR just slip right in there, don't they?

Next thing you know, I'll be having an arguement with someone and at the end of it I'll start screaming, "Gondor has no king! Gondor needs no king!" while flipping off the offending jackass.

I suppose that's better than saying "snausages" at random times during a conversation though.

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[poor-choices.livejournal.com]

Once, a friend of mine got a song stuck in my head, and I actually had this mental progression: "Man, stupid [boy's name]. I can't believe he got "Barbie Girl" stuck in my head! Stupid fat hobbit!"

They just roll of the tongue.

[whiski_sour]

They do. They really do.

I preferred the book insult though. In the book, Gollum calls Sam the "cross hobbit." I love that. It makes it sound like Sam has PMS.