Is that English or did everyone learn Portugese without me?

I'm going through that unfortunate phase in which I don't sleep very well. Trouble falling asleep, trouble staying asleep, trouble getting up in the morning. I'm like an ad for Ambien.

So anyway, I've spent the past couple of days disoriented and even more socially avoidant that normal because I'm just too tired to care about what anyone else is saying let alone decipher it (I know English is my first language, but sometimes my brain's inability to translate it makes me wonder).

This isn't a pity plea, just a public service annoucement. It's more likely that I will read the words that you write and not understand a damn syllable because that part of my brain is napping without me.

Fucker.

I expect this to all be resolved in the next few days. It never lasts too long. Then I'll be back to misreading things at the frequency and hilarity that we've all grown comfortable with and come to love.