"Aw, missing bullets are cool; amnesia is even cooler."

[whiski_sour]

Castle and the puppy do make a cute couple.

I love Beckett's coat.

"I'm telling you, ice bullet." "An ice bullet would still make a bullet hole." "Ice hole." "What did you call me?" Oh, I love you boys. I really do.

Dead guy's wife is classy. Is she from Jersey? The hair says Jersey. Or maybe Long Island.

"Does he really have amnesia." "Apparently, but my hearing's fine." I appreciate your snark, amnesia man.

Well, if a book is going to stop a bullet, it's going to have to be the size of War and Peace.

"If the guy had been a Nicholas Sparks fan, he'd be dead." BWAH! So true. And I love you for saying it, Ryan.

Thanks for the coffee, Castle.

He can't remember his name, but he can sign it. That's so cool how that works. Brains are great.

OMG! Rocco is Rider Strong! Where is Corey, Shawn? How did he let you get into this mess?

Forgeries? Of course. It's art.

Nice chair slide, Ryan.

I like the way they're exploring the creepier side of amnesia.

"The five flavors of grieving." I love how a break-up and ice cream therapy is a family function.

That's a fantastic picture, Amnesia-man. I agree with Beckett. Captures Castle's soul.

Wow. That was a fun mislead. Crazy cat lady, ahoy!

Wow. You guys are subtle with the trying to get the foreign guy to look at Amnesia-man. Way to call them out on it, Foreigner.

"He's your average asthmatic, mathelete that carries a lot of crap in his pockets." My aren't we cranky, Ryan. Imagine how frustrated Amnesia-man is.

That's clever deduction, Castle. Way to go. I guess the dog was more than just a quick fling for you, huh, Castle? Heh.

That's gotta be bizarre. Sitting there, talking to your ex-wife and not recognizing her, not knowing why you got divorced, not remembering getting married. Way to flirt, though, Amnesia-man.

I love his apartment, particularly the bookshelves. Awesome bookshelves.

Uh oh, Amnesia-man. That's gotta suck. Getting arrested for a crime that you can't remember committing. At least you're stand up enough to take it like a man.

That's sweet about the painting. And the key to solving the mystery. Nice.

Why you gotta break balls, Foreign Guy? Nice way to get around the diplomatic immunity, Beckett.

New assistant is the bad guy. And a total lying jerk, too. Geez.

"Thanks, guys. You made getting arrested for murder really not so bad."

Aww, Amnesia-man and ex-wife might be getting back together. How sweet. And how sweet of Castle to convince Mom to give Chet a second chance.

The ending was so sweet, I think I have the sugar now.


In other news, Carrie says I look puffy and swollen today. She thinks I'm sick; I think I'm turning into a bullfrog. She says I can't be because I'm not ribbiting. She's no fun.

My luck, I'm filling up with alien worms and I'm gonna bust like that lady in Slither. Hell of a way to meet Nathan Fillion.