Maybe there are poltergeists in the produce section.

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Carrie swears she saw psychic Chip Coffey in IGA today. She said he looked and sounded just like him.

I don't know why Chip Coffey would be in our IGA. I am not aware of any ghosts hanging out in the frozen food section.

I suppose he could have just been passing through, but somehow, that's not as much fun to speculate. I don't know where he would have been going that meant he'd be passing through my little cornfield town.

Also, Carrie spent several minutes looking him over, trying to decide if it was really him or not. If he was really psychic, don't you think he would have known that and cleared it up for her?

I'm just saying.