Not everyone gets the beating they deserve.

[whiski_sour]

The Universe just beat the shit out of me with my own stupidity and I deserved every lick of it.

I don't want to be overly dramatic and I'm leaving room for a sliver of hope, but overall, right now at at this very minute, I feel like I've just wrecked my life.

So, anyone out there looking to savor my defeat and gloat at my misery, now would be the time to do it. I'm leaving comments open just for that purpose.

I'll be over here, licking my wounds.

My spit probably contains arsenic.