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whiski_sourI got a text message today from my friend Haley. She advised that I keep March 21st clear as she is having a sex toy party.
My first thought was, "Oh man. I hope she's not having it at the rec hall out in the sticks. I hate driving there."
My second thought was, "This is a real shit time to have my purse strings knotted."
Because, yes, I'd browsing with the intent of spending.
I guess I could still go. I've been to plenty of porn shops, but never a sex toy party. I don't know what they do at those. Is there cake? Would I want to eat the cake?
Carrie has already said she's not going. She can't. "It's naughty," she said.
Well, yeah, I'm pretty sure that's the point.
Laws, it's just a vibrator. That should only give you the vapors if you use it right.
And for anyone out there blushing at the naughtiness, just remember...my mom reads my LJ.
My first thought was, "Oh man. I hope she's not having it at the rec hall out in the sticks. I hate driving there."
My second thought was, "This is a real shit time to have my purse strings knotted."
Because, yes, I'd browsing with the intent of spending.
I guess I could still go. I've been to plenty of porn shops, but never a sex toy party. I don't know what they do at those. Is there cake? Would I want to eat the cake?
Carrie has already said she's not going. She can't. "It's naughty," she said.
Well, yeah, I'm pretty sure that's the point.
Laws, it's just a vibrator. That should only give you the vapors if you use it right.
And for anyone out there blushing at the naughtiness, just remember...my mom reads my LJ.
