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whiski_sourDad: *points to the small skull sitting in a candle dish on top of the old TV on the table in the dining room (I'm telling you all this so you get the full effect of the redneck bachelor pad I call my home)* Did you see our new skull?
Me: Yeah, I did.
Dad: I think I'm going to glue it to the hood of your car.
Me: Fine. Can we use it as a Halloween decoration first?
Two things to point out:
We do have an "old" skull, a big one that sits all year round in the gaping hole in the side of our front porch. We move him to the fire bushes on Halloween for the trick-or-treaters.
And I may one day go out to my car to find the new skull glued to it.
Don't ask me why. I don't ask questions in my house. It's just better not knowing sometimes.
Me: Yeah, I did.
Dad: I think I'm going to glue it to the hood of your car.
Me: Fine. Can we use it as a Halloween decoration first?
Two things to point out:
We do have an "old" skull, a big one that sits all year round in the gaping hole in the side of our front porch. We move him to the fire bushes on Halloween for the trick-or-treaters.
And I may one day go out to my car to find the new skull glued to it.
Don't ask me why. I don't ask questions in my house. It's just better not knowing sometimes.
