Not too many places let you interview for a job without pants.

So I have a job interview on Monday. It's for a gig working in the office of a transportation company here in town. Living in the middle of nowhere, it's hard to find a gig with minimal commute time, but this is a good shot.

I do have one problem, though. Because of that despicable weight gain last year and my inability to lose much of it, I'm not sure I have any nice pants that fit. To be fair, I don't typically dress well to sit in front of my computer and pound out stories (while running my mouth on Twitter and playing games on Facebook) so I can't say for sure whether or not they all don't fit. But I'll be surprised if any of them do.

*sighs* My butt really needs to get smaller. I wish it wasn't so resistent to all of the exercising and vegetables.