Because my life is more interesting when I'm unconcscious...

It's not secret that I'm a more interesting person when I'm sleeping. A couple of nights ago I was bitten repeatedly by a spider. I'm guessing it was while I slept because I didn't feel it. And actually, they bites didn't start bothering me until yesterday when they started getting itchy. I've got a line of about five or six of them on my right shoulder, bright red welts. It's really sexy.

Aside from the spiders, I really haven't been sleeping well lately. I'm having trouble falling asleep and once I do fall asleep, I can't stay asleep. There's a lot of tossing and turning going on. Last night, I decided to take it to the next level.

I'd been asleep maybe forty-five minutes when I woke up to pee. Yeah, I really appreciated that. So, half-asleep, I threw back the covers, stood up, took one step, and collapsed. My left knee gave out on me. Once I hit the ground, the pins and needles started. Yeah, my knee was asleep and I didn't realize it. I crawled back to bed and waited a few minutes before I tried it again. I made it to the bathroom safely, but my knee felt weird all night and kept waking me up. It still feels weird. It doesn't hurt; it just feels weak.

Of course, that could be just because I feel like shit overall today.