How does this not upset the balance of the Universe?

I listen to a local oldies station because I've never been timely or hip.

Anyway, they've started sneaking Christmas songs into their rotation, which I don't mind because I no longer work in retail and am forced to listen to "Suzy Snowflake" sixty-five times a day. They've played several of my favorites, a lot of oldies holiday songs that I've only heard a few times in my life, and some I've never heard before.

The other day I heard one that I'd never heard before ever. Didn't even have an inkling that it existed and really, don't know what I would have done if I did.

It was a Christmas song set to the music of and sung like The Animals' "House of the Rising Sun".

I swear my face did this O_o and didn't stop until well after the song was over.

I just...I'm kind of hoping they play it again so I can get another chance to listen to it because it's days later and I'm still baffled about it. It's just so questionable.

Seriously, it's not quite right. If I knew specifics, I'd download it and post it here so you could all boggle with me.