This is as much drama as I like in my life.

I knew I shouldn't have watched the Biggest Loser tonight. It sucked me right in. It always does.

Now, this presents a problem because my Tuesday night is already full with NCIS and the forthcoming NCIS: Los Angeles and I don't have one of those fancy DVR thingies because there has never before been a need because I'm so persnickety when it comes to watching TV shows (just ask anyone who's tried to get me to watch something...they'll testify). And forget the Internet because I have dial-up and my computer is older than you are.

There's either going to be some flipping back and forth during commercials or I'm just going to have to pass on watching people lose weight. I've already promised my time to LL Cool J and Chris O'Donnell.

Could you imagine the havok that would ensue if I had a life?